I’m an honest person, except when lying gives me an obvious advantage. I am presently in a lawsuit with the band LMFAO for stealing my signature dance moves and making millions. Ironically, these same dance moves have been an embarrassment to my friends and family at wedding receptions and clothing stores. Though I stand to make a fortune, it’s the principle that compels me. The millions really help, though. Some describe my sense of style as Plushy-Goth but it’s actually more Furry-Emo. I am not double jointed so you’ll never hear me say, “Hey, can you do this?” then show you a disturbing bodily quirk.